See? I told you it was steep. Look how close to the top they are, and still they're resting. That's not because they're wimps - it's just really really steep! I mean, you may think it's steep on the way down to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts compared to The Thousand Steps. (Er, sorry, went a bit "Douglas Adams" there).

That's Hugh, Trudi, and Anita, by the way.