“True Christians should only read English” and other gems

Kinda like a fundy bash.org: 100 greatest quotes from fundamentalist Christian chat rooms — well worth a look if you want to experience the feeling of not knowing whether to laugh or cry [pixi].

Gravity: Doesn’t exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them.

You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don’t accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example… sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we’d all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

Caveat: this post mocks idiots, not Christians; in no sense do I assert that either set is a subset of the other.

3 Responses to ““True Christians should only read English” and other gems”

  1. Pixi
    January 15th, 2008 | 5:54 pm

    I was close to laughing… and then I remembered that right now, these people are choosing their new leader.

  2. January 15th, 2008 | 11:45 pm

    Pixi: not everyone in the USA is like this! It is, by its nature, a cross-section of the most bottom-feederist, intellectually speaking, of a particuar sector. Lose not hope…

  3. Rich
    January 18th, 2008 | 1:22 pm

    Irrefutable logic: “To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.”