Alison Goldfrapp just doesn’t get monads

I’ve just realised that Goldfrapp’s song “Strict Machine” is actually a rant against haskell, or possibly miranda. One can hope that it’s the Python or Ruby runtime she’s in love with, but somehow you just know it’s the JVM, in all its baroque 80s-retro glory. Silly girl.

I blew her a kiss once, you know. I got a cold stare in return.

3 Responses to “Alison Goldfrapp just doesn’t get monads”

  1. Seyhan
    November 10th, 2006 | 5:04 pm

    Dude, seriously

    Quit with the public geek fantasising! It’s quite disturbing.

    And strict machine just gives me bad memories, for reasons I shan’t mention here.

  2. November 12th, 2006 | 1:01 pm

    LMFAO :P

  3. December 3rd, 2006 | 4:27 pm

    Conversely, if you listen to “Playground Love” by Air, one of the lyrics sounds suspiciously like “I’m a Haskell lover”…