The Tory Programming Language

One for the low-level junkies (and yes, you are junkies): the Tory programming language [simon].

The following example loops endlessly, outputting the ascii values 0 to 255:

We will spend more on hospitals!
We will jail anyone not in jail already!
We will spend billions limiting immigration!
We will deport anyone we can deport!
We will abolish schools!

Fantastic.

3 Responses to “The Tory Programming Language”

  1. Mark Hughes
    May 6th, 2005 | 5:04 am

    So, after our horrifying re-election of our war criminal, I’d be delighted to hear why Britain has re-elected Blair’s party. Ignorance loves company.

  2. May 6th, 2005 | 7:56 pm

    Weird… I thought I replied to this this morning, but I must have neglected to hit “Post”…

    Yeah, bleagh, it sucks. The hollowed-out corpse of the Labour party on one side occupied by businessmen intent on privatising everything; the staggering Zombie of the Conservatives, never attractive even in life, on the other.

    In between, the Lib Dems who I vote for not only because they’re not the other two, but also because I agree with some of what they say they want to do. They’re gaining ground, apparently – but slowly. It’s painful, and I must confess I do wonder what they’d actually be like if they ever won. Probably before they ever got to that point they’d have to spend a few years as “the main opposition”, during which time they’d lose anything which made me want to vote for them.

    Bah.

  3. Jon
    June 5th, 2005 | 4:54 am

    The only party that don’t have a single sucky policy…

    http://www.lca-uk.org/

    Shame they’ve only got one policy really. ;)