Our lungs are dumb. Special air,please.

When I find the time to learn Ruby, I will do it at why’s (poignant) guide to Ruby, for the simple joy of learning a new language via the medium of cartoon foxes. And I will buy the t-shirt [null].

Random quote from sidebar illustrating general bizzar-o-ness of guide:

You could make it seem like I did tons of drugs. Like I was insane to work with. Like I kept firing people and locking them in the scooter room and making them wear outfits made of bread. Yeah, like I could actually be baking people into the outfits.